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Saturday, September 21, 2013

Pan's Labyrinth Review

This was a pretty decent movie. Except for the part that it's in Spanish. So, the subtitles were nice.

I was wondering the whole length of the movie why that the Captain wasn't dead yet. They had so many opportunities to kill him. Yet they didn't. Or he was still living after loosing so much blood and not being treated for his injuries. He just insisted on getting rid of the rebels.

I wonder why the mother decided to marry the Captain. Sure, it provided security and wealth, but still. She's crazy. She would have been better off selling her late husband's stuff, than marry this cold hearted bastard. She burned the mandrake root that was keeping her alive. She killed the good intentions of her daughter. Gahd.

Orfeila is a generic character. Nothing's really special about her. Sure, she's some princess of another realm, but so what? She's your standard brave little girl who has a kind heart. And believes in fairies. She didn't put enough sedatives in the captain's drink. Seriously. Put a quarter into the glass. And maybe put another half of the sedatives into the bottle of whiskey or what ever it was. She needs to run faster and stop staring. I was surprised that she didn't die from being so slow and hesitant.

Mercedes and the Rebels were a hilarious bunch. They aren't really good at what they did. It was just that the soldiers were lame, so that these Rebels got to live. And Mercedes needed to be more careful. She was a bit too careless at times. I still wonder why the Captain didn't die from being stabbed twice by her and sliced in the mouth by her.

Despite my rant, I give it a 6.5/10.

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