When life gives you lemons, squeeze lime juice in its eyes.
Compare your strengths to people's weaknesses. That way, you'll always be better.
Get in someone's way so that you get all the light and glory. They will have to live in the shadows.
Acknowledge when someone is wrong. Then shove it down their throats.
When you're done feeling sorry for yourself, go give it to someone else to feel.
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